








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4639 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2638 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2566 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3883 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $921,362 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Tank | 45% | 130 |
| #7 | 𝕯eTox freakbob | 43% | 93 |
| #8 | detox spaceout | 42% | 74 |
| #9 | RODBUSTER | 36% | 44 |
| #10 | Duderoni | 35% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tank | 17 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | detox spaceout | 16 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Duderoni | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | S7VEN乡 | 11 | 0.0133 |
| #5 | 𝕯eTox freakbob | 10 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | detox spaceout | 179 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tank | 135 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | RODBUSTER | 133 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Twitch.TV/SoSpacedOutt | 130 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | £RMĄĆ | 129 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S7VEN乡 | +10.51 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | [ILF] BigCorn | +3.43 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | 𝕯eTox freakbob | +1.21 | 46 | 35 |
| #4 | [ILF] JonBork | +0.18 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | RODBUSTER | +0.10 | 44 | 55 |





