








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11605 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6400 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8024 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6013 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,101 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 886 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S7VEN乡 | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | [ILF] BigCorn | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | bdong | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Samurai _ Jack | 51% | 172 |
| #5 | detox spaceout | 51% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S7VEN乡 | +7.17 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | [ILF] BigCorn | +3.60 | 80 | 49 |
| #3 | Antishock | +2.53 | 86 | 47 |
| #4 | danskis | +1.55 | 66 | 48 |
| #5 | 𝕯eTox freakbob | +1.44 | 45 | 32 |





