








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4125 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3710 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3783 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2776 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,016 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatspy | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | ✪ PΞRΞYRA | 61% | 188 |
| #3 | Trotis | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Daandyboi | 58% | 66 |
| #5 | datboiarres | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T. | 34 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Captain Fawk | 14 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | ✪ PΞRΞYRA | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Daandyboi | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Trotis | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T. | +3.52 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | datboiarres | +1.13 | 64 | 76 |
| #3 | ✪ PΞRΞYRA | +0.69 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | MohBlagd | +0.34 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | Fatspy | -0.50 | 75 | 62 |





