








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1859 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2616 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1362 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2152 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,337,883 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MohBlagd | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | T. | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Captain Fawk | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Trotis | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Daandyboi | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T. | +3.47 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | ✪ PΞRΞYRA | +0.61 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | MohBlagd | +0.40 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | Trotis | -0.01 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | Daandyboi | -0.36 | 55 | 65 |





