








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1167 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1427 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1802 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 923 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,281 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KW´26 | 64% | 94 |
| #2 | chadoN- | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | ✪ PΞRΞYRA | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | T. | 55% | 113 |
| #5 | Daandyboi | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T. | 23 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | KW´26 | 19 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | MohBlagd | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Daandyboi | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | chadoN- | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T. | 341 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | KW´26 | 188 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | MohBlagd | 140 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Daandyboi | 119 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | chadoN- | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KW´26 | +8.38 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | T. | +4.86 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | chadoN- | +1.87 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | ✪ PΞRΞYRA | +1.66 | 84 | 58 |
| #5 | MohBlagd | +0.18 | 65 | 68 |





