








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5893 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6234 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3039 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3173 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,176,378 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ksh1Nx~ | 53% | 76 |
| #2 | Super_Moky | 48% | 372 |
| #3 | LimitedFragz | 47% | 76 |
| #4 | MissEllie2 | 46% | 216 |
| #5 | CoolDude63 | 46% | 389 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MissEllie2 | 46% | 216 |
| #5 | CoolDude63 | 46% | 389 |
| #6 | whale | 45% | 102 |
| #7 | Soda | 42% | 202 |
| #8 | DNARetro | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super_Moky | 43 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Soda | 29 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | CoolDude63 | 22 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | LimitedFragz | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | whale | 9 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super_Moky | 1775 | 0.24 | 38 min |
| #2 | CoolDude63 | 872 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #3 | Soda | 510 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | MissEllie2 | 414 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | LimitedFragz | 280 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super_Moky | +3.27 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | ksh1Nx~ | +2.57 | 83 | 40 |
| #3 | CoolDude63 | +1.22 | 58 | 62 |
| #4 | LimitedFragz | -0.05 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | whale | -0.77 | 51 | 64 |





