








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 209 | 18% |
| Smokes | 139 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 414 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 388 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,322 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Zenuss | 42% | 77 |
| #5 | MissEllie2 | 41% | 83 |
| #6 | CoolDude63 | 39% | 99 |
| #7 | Super_Moky | 38% | 50 |
| #8 | Soda | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super_Moky | 10 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Zenuss | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | CoolDude63 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | LimitedFragz | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Soda | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoolDude63 | 260 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zenuss | 248 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Super_Moky | 240 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | MissEllie2 | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | LimitedFragz | 134 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super_Moky | +3.16 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | CoolDude63 | +2.50 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | LimitedFragz | +1.06 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | MissEllie2 | -0.27 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | whale | -0.55 | 57 | 62 |





