








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 256 | 30% |
| Smokes | 340 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 88 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 171 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,528 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mis amigoS | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Pancake Engineer | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | PDG4 | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | hojun_sex | 39% | 31 |
| #5 | ꧅ | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Pancake Engineer | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | PDG4 | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | hojun_sex | 39% | 31 |
| #5 | ꧅ | 38% | 21 |
| #6 | KTNO | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KTNO | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | PDG4 | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | hojun_sex | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ꧅ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Pancake Engineer | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PDG4 | 99 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | KTNO | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | hojun_sex | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pancake Engineer | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mis amigoS | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mis amigoS | +6.65 | 94 | 31 |
| #2 | hojun_sex | +1.31 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Pancake Engineer | +1.13 | 62 | 45 |
| #4 | flimp | +0.39 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | KTNO | -1.05 | 60 | 50 |





