








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5593 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7242 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3654 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5963 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,911 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laposte TN | 49% | 67 |
| #2 | ZarKyo | 49% | 160 |
| #3 | Brice de Nice | 48% | 235 |
| #4 | Alecqss | 47% | 361 |
| #5 | Fast fucker (4s max) | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Brice de Nice | 48% | 235 |
| #4 | Alecqss | 47% | 361 |
| #5 | Fast fucker (4s max) | 47% | 49 |
| #6 | LiXiUm | 47% | 103 |
| #7 | rotten pancake | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alecqss | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | LiXiUm | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Brice de Nice | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Fast fucker (4s max) | 12 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | ZarKyo | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brice de Nice | 947 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | Alecqss | 560 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | ZarKyo | 422 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | rotten pancake | 202 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Laposte TN | 121 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brice de Nice | +2.47 | 55 | 72 |
| #2 | Alecqss | +1.68 | 51 | 58 |
| #3 | Laposte TN | +1.60 | 48 | 55 |
| #4 | LiXiUm | -0.14 | 46 | 32 |
| #5 | ZarKyo | -0.25 | 34 | 59 |





