








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 22 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 428 | 26% |
| Smokes | 436 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 363 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 417 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $65,163 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dZ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | ToshaS 🎄 | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Rackeroh | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | wiking | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | San | 65% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | king | 61% | 18 |
| #8 | Z | 50% | 2 |
| #9 | Bozil | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | Timothy Green Riot Leader | 50% | 2 |
| #11 | Brillo | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | San | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1ke Burgir | 106 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | San | 101 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | king | 93 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rackeroh | 64 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Z | 9 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dZ | +4.33 | 96 | 63 |
| #2 | San | +1.44 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | Rackeroh | +1.24 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | king | +0.91 | 87 | 68 |
| #5 | ToshaS 🎄 | +0.78 | 56 | 36 |





