








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 555 | 35% |
| Smokes | 409 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 288 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 327 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,241 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hechtikal | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | San | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | treckiz | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Rackeroh | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | P1ke Burgir | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | treckiz | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Rackeroh | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | P1ke Burgir | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | king | 25% | 4 |
| #7 | lnzi | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1ke Burgir | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | hechtikal | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | San | 92 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | P1ke Burgir | 81 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | hechtikal | 49 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rackeroh | 25 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | king | 25 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | San | +2.99 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | treckiz | +1.40 | 92 | 64 |
| #3 | hechtikal | +0.30 | 71 | 73 |
| #4 | P1ke Burgir | -0.06 | 69 | 77 |
| #5 | lnzi | -0.13 | 87 | 73 |





