








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 851 | 39% |
| Smokes | 756 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 161 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 431 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,238 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | dog 3 | 61% | 70 |
| #3 | bowler | 59% | 64 |
| #4 | 0% HEADSHOT MACHINE | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | baniel | 57% | 7 |
| #6 | rangerboyed2 | 55% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imap298 | +2.67 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | bowler | +1.09 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | dog 3 | -0.15 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | 0% HEADSHOT MACHINE | -0.64 | 55 | 57 |
| #5 | rangerboyed2 | -0.65 | 73 | 62 |





