








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 949 | 22% |
| Smokes | 879 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1118 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1295 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,122 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ville | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | vladu シ | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Moti:^) | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | Al3x | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Masaa | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moti:^) | 18 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Al3x | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Masaa | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | vladu シ | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Al3x | 275 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Masaa | 164 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | vladu シ | 91 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Moti:^) | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ville | 19 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moti:^) | +3.96 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Al3x | +1.68 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | vladu シ | +0.86 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | Masaa | +0.83 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | Grinder | -0.84 | 66 | 47 |





