








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Renown | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2360 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2191 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2405 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,880 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carl "CJ" Johnson | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Hassu | 58% | 55 |
| #3 | :Saltiee | 57% | 142 |
| #4 | ZeWuR | 57% | 104 |
| #5 | Stefan #refrag.gg | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hassu | 58% | 55 |
| #3 | :Saltiee | 57% | 142 |
| #4 | ZeWuR | 57% | 104 |
| #5 | Stefan #refrag.gg | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | BunBun #refrag.gg | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :Saltiee | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | BunBun #refrag.gg | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Stefan #refrag.gg | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | ZeWuR | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Hassu | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :Saltiee | 578 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | ZeWuR | 321 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hassu | 186 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | BunBun #refrag.gg | 169 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Stefan #refrag.gg | 53 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Curf | +1.53 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | :Saltiee | +0.52 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | Stefan #refrag.gg | +0.46 | 65 | 62 |
| #4 | ZeWuR | +0.21 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | Carl "CJ" Johnson | -0.06 | 58 | 41 |





