








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6165 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2982 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1738 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3563 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,140 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireAntJR | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | Diatomic_ | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | teknikal | 55% | 86 |
| #4 | S37 | 54% | 81 |
| #5 | eobz_- | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireAntJR | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | Diatomic_ | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | teknikal | 55% | 86 |
| #4 | S37 | 54% | 81 |
| #5 | eobz_- | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireAntJR | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Diatomic_ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | eobz_- | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teknikal | 427 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | S37 | 356 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #3 | Diatomic_ | 320 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #4 | FireAntJR | 198 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | eobz_- | 87 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krooked | +2.52 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Diatomic_ | +2.49 | 83 | 76 |
| #3 | FireAntJR | +1.41 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | eobz_- | +1.36 | 90 | 61 |
| #5 | S37 | +0.24 | 82 | 71 |





