








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1047 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 756 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11039 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8391 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8082 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6054 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,202,410 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6078 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evanito | 56% | 110 |
| #2 | Daddy IsSu3s | 51% | 78 |
| #3 | Jorba | 49% | 102 |
| #4 | Am3ricaa ☮ | 49% | 378 |
| #5 | SpecialKe | 49% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Daddy IsSu3s | 51% | 78 |
| #3 | Jorba | 49% | 102 |
| #4 | Am3ricaa ☮ | 49% | 378 |
| #5 | SpecialKe | 49% | 254 |
| #6 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 47% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Am3ricaa ☮ | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Evanito | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | SpecialKe | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Daddy IsSu3s | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Am3ricaa ☮ | 603 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | SpecialKe | 449 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | Evanito | 315 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jorba | 189 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 117 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrapunZeL | +1.18 | 68 | 69 |
| #2 | Am3ricaa ☮ | +1.07 | 56 | 51 |
| #3 | Evanito | +0.46 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | -0.01 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | Daddy IsSu3s | -0.49 | 54 | 43 |





