








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2193 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1898 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2186 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1855 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,456 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonkel Bob | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | unnamed[f] * BREITLING | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | KrapunZeL | 56% | 110 |
| #5 | Jorba | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrapunZeL | 572 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | SpecialKe | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Am3ricaa ☮ | 113 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jorba | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | unnamed[f] * BREITLING | 65 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unnamed[f] * BREITLING | +1.85 | 62 | 78 |
| #2 | Am3ricaa ☮ | +1.58 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | KrapunZeL | +1.00 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | Nonkel Bob | +0.51 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | Daddy IsSu3s | +0.48 | 54 | 47 |





