








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 787 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3962 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4854 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5726 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5159 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,190,009 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrapunZeL | 1670 | 0.21 | 38 min |
| #2 | SpecialKe | 609 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | Jorba | 276 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Evanito | 198 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 191 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Am3ricaa ☮ | +1.85 | 59 | 51 |
| #2 | KrapunZeL | +0.92 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | +0.23 | 60 | 57 |
| #4 | Evanito | +0.22 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | Daddy IsSu3s | -0.35 | 53 | 47 |





