








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4125 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2593 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1473 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2322 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $785,724 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππΈπ²_ | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | Licht und Schatten | 68% | 125 |
| #3 | hate it or love it | 64% | 77 |
| #4 | En | 63% | 54 |
| #5 | cracky chan | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | hate it or love it | 64% | 77 |
| #4 | En | 63% | 54 |
| #5 | cracky chan | 57% | 28 |
| #6 | Beam cs.money | 57% | 30 |
| #7 | Honourable Man | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hate it or love it | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Licht und Schatten | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | En | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ππΈπ²_ | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Beam cs.money | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hate it or love it | 218 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Licht und Schatten | 198 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | ππΈπ²_ | 140 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | cracky chan | 137 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Beam cs.money | 113 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | must1 | +3.65 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | hate it or love it | +2.98 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | Licht und Schatten | +1.30 | 94 | 45 |
| #4 | cracky chan | +0.76 | 83 | 51 |
| #5 | Beam cs.money | +0.06 | 69 | 59 |





