








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1058 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3706 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6471 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4036 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4744 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,790,731 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vulture 2.0 | 51% | 441 |
| #2 | ShaunnyyMac | 49% | 333 |
| #3 | RIDEFUNBIKEEEEEEE | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | --Paradox-_ | 48% | 64 |
| #5 | Chopetez | 47% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vulture 2.0 | 22 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ShaunnyyMac | 21 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Pho ツ | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | unlucky | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Chopetez | 8 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chopetez | 1008 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | unlucky | 819 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | ShaunnyyMac | 644 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | Vulture 2.0 | 582 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| #5 | RIDEFUNBIKEEEEEEE | 510 | 0.33 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIDEFUNBIKEEEEEEE | +3.15 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Vulture 2.0 | +2.05 | 55 | 48 |
| #3 | Chopetez | +1.79 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | ShaunnyyMac | +1.47 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | --Paradox-_ | +0.55 | 50 | 52 |





