








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1206 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1050 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 551 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 646 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,594 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yeoush | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Not Found | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | Twisted | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | grullet | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | scully | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #24 | Katt | 36% | 14 |
| #25 | zeecroft | 33% | 6 |
| #26 | curentus | 29% | 7 |
| #27 | Slammer | 25% | 8 |
| #28 | ♥Moomin♥ | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ =DDD! | 141 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | IOExceptional | 62 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | MILFHUNTER3000x | 46 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | scully | 46 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | 김치 | 39 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yeoush | +3.00 | 69 | 43 |
| #2 | Callum | +2.10 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | Not Found | +1.83 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | Katt | +1.60 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | Apps in | +1.33 | 52 | 65 |





