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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 932 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1458 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1715 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 561 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $545,624 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Spicy Pho | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | Yeoush | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | sighlar | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | IO | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | scully | 50% | 22 |
| #8 | IOExceptional | 49% | 87 |
| #9 | drweissbrot | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | Sin | 35% | 17 |
| #11 | Relo | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IOExceptional | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Spicy Pho | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | IO | 3 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Annie | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | sighlar | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IOExceptional | 478 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | IO | 113 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #3 | scully | 102 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 99 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Annie | 83 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | +3.12 | 62 | 82 |
| #2 | Relo | +2.51 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | Scruff | +2.02 | 75 | 51 |
| #4 | Spicy Pho | +1.23 | 86 | 12 |
| #5 | Yeoush | +0.79 | 73 | 61 |





