








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10159 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8830 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5693 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5884 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,449,029 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 733 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winged Gotenks ~№2~ /SKINSET\ | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | MORTYYYYY | 52% | 121 |
| #3 | ready player 1 | 52% | 643 |
| #4 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! | 50% | 465 |
| #5 | dvl | 48% | 262 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MORTYYYYY | +1.84 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | ABC | +1.30 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! | +0.54 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | ready player 1 | +0.41 | 57 | 75 |
| #5 | Winged Gotenks ~№2~ /SKINSET\ | -0.45 | 51 | 50 |





