








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1327 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12393 | 25% |
| Smokes | 15950 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 12461 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9323 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,754,285 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MORTYYYYY | 47% | 208 |
| #6 | grimBS | 47% | 443 |
| #7 | ready player 1 | 47% | 306 |
| #8 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! | 46% | 392 |
| #9 | RED | 45% | 354 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MORTYYYYY | +4.83 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | ABC | +2.26 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! | +1.60 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | 2635077 | +1.42 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | ready player 1 | +1.21 | 56 | 76 |





