








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2098 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2261 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1406 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1667 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,240 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Muryo | 43% | 44 |
| #8 | Tizzy | 40% | 42 |
| #9 | Armadillo | 30% | 23 |
| #10 | Powy | 25% | 16 |
| #11 | xofnu | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tizzy | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Armadillo | 7 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | xofnu | 5 | 0.0180 |
| #4 | zzzzz~ drayyko | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Muryo | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zzzzz~ drayyko | +2.55 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | ecliPse | +0.79 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | Andre (Code) | +0.67 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | Tizzy | +0.47 | 58 | 50 |
| #5 | Spicemistro | -0.91 | 47 | 50 |





