








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1415 | 44% |
| Smokes | 521 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 626 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 638 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,614 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uuG silv | 74 | 0.0356 |
| #2 | ZiLyfe | 42 | 0.0396 |
| #3 | $ | 34 | 0.0335 |
| #4 | atteNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN | 34 | 0.0385 |
| #5 | robor | 23 | 0.0278 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uuG silv | 641 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| #2 | atteNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN | 464 | 0.53 | 4 min |
| #3 | robor | 240 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZiLyfe | 215 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | $ | 166 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HE HEY SPORTS | +4.78 | 86 | 34 |
| #2 | robor | +3.42 | 87 | 18 |
| #3 | doc | +2.90 | 76 | 14 |
| #4 | uuG silv | +2.39 | 83 | 41 |
| #5 | lau | +1.74 | 79 | 52 |





