








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 300 | 19% |
| Smokes | 242 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 314 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 45% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,408 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greenish | 41% | 61 |
| #2 | 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽 | 39% | 28 |
| #3 | Blackburn | 黒炎 | 39% | 57 |
| #4 | papa | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | ✪ someone | 28% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽 | 39% | 28 |
| #3 | Blackburn | 黒炎 | 39% | 57 |
| #4 | papa | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | ✪ someone | 28% | 39 |
| #6 | Revenge of the Crack Sparrow | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greenish | 19 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | ✪ someone | 17 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | Blackburn | 黒炎 | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Revenge of the Crack Sparrow | 6 | 0.0290 |
| #5 | 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽 | 5 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ someone | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Blackburn | 黒炎 | 87 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Greenish | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | papa | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Revenge of the Crack Sparrow | 23 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blackburn | 黒炎 | +4.56 | 79 | 39 |
| #2 | papa | +4.12 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | Revenge of the Crack Sparrow | +2.08 | 58 | 32 |
| #4 | 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽 | +0.91 | 74 | 19 |
| #5 | ✪ someone | -0.58 | 47 | 61 |





