








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1709 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1748 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 916 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,079,115 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarus | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | reflexx | 70% | 73 |
| #3 | Lexon | 64% | 73 |
| #4 | Smegz | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarus | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | reflexx | 70% | 73 |
| #3 | Lexon | 64% | 73 |
| #4 | Smegz | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reflexx | 32 | 0.0226 |
| #2 | Lexon | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Tarus | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Smegz | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reflexx | 270 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lexon | 206 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tarus | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Smegz | 18 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarus | +3.66 | 69 | 71 |
| #2 | Deshaun Blackson (not trying) | +2.80 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Lexon | +2.72 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | Smegz | +1.11 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | reflexx | -0.12 | 77 | 67 |





