








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 246 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2913 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2615 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4262 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3629 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,368 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cicilie505 | 58% | 234 |
| #2 | Abbendopop | 56% | 192 |
| #3 | Cooper ™ | 55% | 239 |
| #4 | Matr1x2k ❤ | 54% | 358 |
| #5 | Carl Breeezer | 53% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXXPeterK | 27 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Cicilie505 | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Abbendopop | 20 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Matr1x2k ❤ | 16 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Carl Breeezer | 16 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matr1x2k ❤ | 711 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #2 | Cicilie505 | 459 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | Cooper ™ | 390 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Carl Breeezer | 319 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | XXXPeterK | 262 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cicilie505 | +4.87 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | Matr1x2k ❤ | +1.31 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Cooper ™ | +0.65 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | DoubleHagen | +0.20 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | Carl Breeezer | +0.18 | 61 | 62 |





