








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 523 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5104 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5000 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5826 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4431 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,863 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 872 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧𝕬𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖆⛧ | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | VAntsen | 58% | 114 |
| #3 | Drummer | 57% | 75 |
| #4 | Teras | 57% | 168 |
| #5 | Rumpz | 53% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | <OoloO> | 53% | 176 |
| #7 | Krõbe Pee90n | 52% | 239 |
| #8 | HopelessMango | 50% | 156 |
| #9 | Mr. Luik .★. | 40% | 45 |
| #10 | Unranked | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAntsen | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Teras | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Rumpz | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Unranked | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | <OoloO> | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krõbe Pee90n | 585 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | VAntsen | 349 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Teras | 295 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Drummer | 251 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | <OoloO> | 225 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAntsen | +2.89 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Teras | +2.31 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | <OoloO> | +1.05 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | ----TMR---- | +0.95 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | Drummer | +0.71 | 72 | 82 |





