








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1492 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1622 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1662 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,538 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAntsen | 66% | 41 |
| #2 | kapa | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Drummer | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | <OoloO> | 59% | 206 |
| #5 | Krõbe Pee90n | 58% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ----TMR---- | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | <OoloO> | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | HopelessMango | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | VAntsen | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Krõbe Pee90n | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krõbe Pee90n | 405 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | ----TMR---- | 339 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | <OoloO> | 259 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | VAntsen | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Drummer | 75 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapa | +7.22 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | VAntsen | +3.42 | 88 | 70 |
| #3 | Teras | +2.26 | 84 | 55 |
| #4 | <OoloO> | +1.48 | 82 | 62 |
| #5 | ----TMR---- | +0.50 | 63 | 57 |





