








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1995 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1723 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1583 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1475 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $118,728 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | 〽️W4NSTER | 42% | 50 |
| #13 | Carteira de Trabalho | 41% | 76 |
| #14 | RONALDINHO GALUDO | 31% | 16 |
| #15 | KCTASSO | 27% | 11 |
| #16 | Alvin e as primas do Fillus | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlinhos Bala Filósofo | 8 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | eL1GOD ♛ | 7 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | lu1st | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | łu1st | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Cethiinah | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William Bomber | +1.73 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | lu1st | +0.38 | 56 | 76 |
| #3 | 〽️W4NSTER | +0.30 | 31 | 70 |
| #4 | łu1st | -0.03 | 54 | 75 |
| #5 | Cethiinah | -0.16 | 14 | 54 |





