








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 268 matches | ||
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4623 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4731 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3552 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5731 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,335,587 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | łu1st | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Fillus | 60% | 92 |
| #3 | eL1GOD ♛ | 55% | 101 |
| #4 | William Bomber | 54% | 56 |
| #5 | Carlinhos Bala Filósofo | 51% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Cethiinah | 43% | 54 |
| #9 | Carteira de Trabalho | 42% | 93 |
| #10 | 〽️W4NSTER | 38% | 65 |
| #11 | Set1nA | 38% | 73 |
| #12 | lu1st | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlinhos Bala Filósofo | 30 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Fillus | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | eL1GOD ♛ | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | lu1st | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Set1nA | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlinhos Bala Filósofo | 565 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | eL1GOD ♛ | 313 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | lu1st | 312 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #4 | łu1st | 258 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #5 | Fillus | 217 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William Bomber | +4.19 | 66 | 72 |
| #2 | Fillus | +3.98 | 61 | 70 |
| #3 | łu1st | +2.61 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | Galow | +1.92 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | lu1st | +0.91 | 54 | 77 |





