








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1815 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Faceit | 317 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11481 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7518 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6329 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5587 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,465,406 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥BOYKE🔥 | 66% | 50 |
| #2 | lagowskYy | 64% | 136 |
| #3 | Perfect? | 63% | 71 |
| #4 | <Mrówkelele/> | 61% | 57 |
| #5 | BRAIN DEAD | 60% | 465 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Czeczen | 56% | 247 |
| #9 | Cxxn xB | 55% | 540 |
| #10 | przymknięte oko | 54% | 245 |
| #11 | عبد وسيمولاشا | 53% | 450 |
| #12 | PrezydenT | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cxxn xB | 19 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | عبد وسيمولاشا | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | BRAIN DEAD | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | bt | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Czeczen | 8 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAIN DEAD | 2000 | 0.21 | 56 min |
| #2 | bt | 1699 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #3 | Cxxn xB | 1087 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #4 | عبد وسيمولاشا | 1078 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #5 | Czeczen | 731 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blackoxygeny | +3.98 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | lagowskYy | +1.42 | 93 | 69 |
| #3 | Cxxn xB | +0.38 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | BRAIN DEAD | +0.13 | 76 | 74 |
| #5 | bt | +0.12 | 89 | 71 |





