








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Faceit | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,820 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3916 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4068 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4986 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4850 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,248 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Czeczen | 53% | 146 |
| #9 | عبد وسيمولاشا | 50% | 288 |
| #10 | przymknięte oko | 47% | 99 |
| #11 | PrezydenT | 41% | 51 |
| #12 | SaLata | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAIN DEAD | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | عبد وسيمولاشا | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | bt | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | blackoxygeny | 6 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Czeczen | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blackoxygeny | 2000 | 0.18 | 54 min |
| #2 | BRAIN DEAD | 1381 | 0.21 | 39 min |
| #3 | bt | 975 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #4 | عبد وسيمولاشا | 675 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | Czeczen | 450 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blackoxygeny | +3.42 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | lagowskYy | +1.74 | 92 | 65 |
| #3 | Cxxn xB | +0.42 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | bt | +0.27 | 90 | 70 |
| #5 | BRAIN DEAD | -0.19 | 76 | 74 |





