








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4463 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3434 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3337 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4235 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $848,134 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Mrówkelele/> | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Perfect? | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | BRAIN DEAD | 56% | 243 |
| #4 | blackoxygeny | 53% | 450 |
| #5 | lagowskYy | 52% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Czeczen | 51% | 95 |
| #7 | Cxxn xB | 50% | 288 |
| #8 | bt | 49% | 259 |
| #9 | PrezydenT | 48% | 42 |
| #10 | przymknięte oko | 47% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cxxn xB | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | blackoxygeny | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | BRAIN DEAD | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | bt | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | przymknięte oko | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blackoxygeny | 1481 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #2 | BRAIN DEAD | 1018 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #3 | bt | 990 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #4 | Cxxn xB | 569 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #5 | lagowskYy | 310 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blackoxygeny | +4.00 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | lagowskYy | +1.44 | 94 | 70 |
| #3 | Cxxn xB | +0.29 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | bt | +0.19 | 90 | 72 |
| #5 | BRAIN DEAD | -0.10 | 77 | 73 |





