








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4044 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1995 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2630 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1710 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,174 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Pude | 51% | 89 |
| #10 | aleksi | 48% | 63 |
| #11 | Jaakkosan | 45% | 110 |
| #12 | The Haunted One | 44% | 18 |
| #13 | SleepingArrow17 | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaakkosan | 646 | 0.28 | 18 min |
| #2 | Pude | 477 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #3 | aleksi | 123 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | SleepingArrow17 | 103 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Arturo | 94 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArroganT | +5.23 | 79 | 78 |
| #2 | Pude | +3.93 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | Jimi q:-D | +3.67 | 85 | 73 |
| #4 | Ltd. | +2.51 | 73 | 80 |
| #5 | aleksi | +0.85 | 67 | 59 |





