








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




173 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3740 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4642 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3906 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4086 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,622,042 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 872 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shabootiqui | 60% | 80 |
| #2 | Sumppu | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | ✘ savant | 58% | 66 |
| #4 | MHanssen | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | Kasvav1 | 54% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tacticalriddim | 337 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Kasvav1 | 268 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✘ savant | 204 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | SassySusie (gamer) | 183 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | ITzJooi | 181 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shmitty | +6.93 | 80 | 76 |
| #2 | Acenio | +2.71 | 62 | 47 |
| #3 | Shabootiqui | +2.42 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | ✘ savant | +2.04 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | spoon | +1.37 | 67 | 40 |





