








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1345 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1315 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1139 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1380 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,375 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St.PJ | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | 6row | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | braiyu | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | kl3m | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | винн | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St.PJ | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | 6row | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | braiyu | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | kl3m | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | винн | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kl3m | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | 6row | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | St.PJ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | braiyu | 180 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | 6row | 165 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | kl3m | 93 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | St.PJ | 57 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | винн | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny | +2.85 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | 6row | +0.79 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | kl3m | +0.35 | 83 | 54 |
| #4 | St.PJ | -0.09 | 87 | 46 |
| #5 | braiyu | -1.82 | 67 | 76 |





