








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7632 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4015 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2825 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5410 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $540,256 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 71% | 82 |
| #2 | madb0y_ | 70% | 82 |
| #3 | inno | 66% | 195 |
| #4 | Arnulfo | 63% | 263 |
| #5 | saiyamond | 62% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnulfo | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | inno | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | inViii ^.- | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | kyrox | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | saiyamond | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnulfo | 976 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | inno | 505 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | kyrox | 470 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #4 | inViii ^.- | 410 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | madb0y_ | 221 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnulfo | +3.73 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | inno | +3.09 | 93 | 66 |
| #3 | Heros5k | +2.41 | 90 | 65 |
| #4 | kyrox | +2.34 | 87 | 79 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | +1.80 | 92 | 66 |





