








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1890 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 625 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




327 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13810 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4726 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 9865 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9249 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,160,617 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5010 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeizy | 68% | 193 |
| #2 | GRiP | 61% | 160 |
| #3 | Raasclaat | 60% | 254 |
| #4 | ⸸ pR | 57% | 168 |
| #5 | Studiespesialiserende Christian | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeizy | +6.93 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | Petachu | +4.24 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | Raasclaat | +4.02 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | Studiespesialiserende Christian | +2.90 | 85 | 27 |
| #5 | ⸸ pR | +2.25 | 72 | 28 |





