








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3734 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2233 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3995 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3742 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,614,973 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JGAMBY | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | Chance | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | jime | 62% | 85 |
| #4 | ALDEN | 62% | 47 |
| #5 | pengnax | 59% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pengnax | +6.12 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | JGAMBY | +3.87 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Drew | +3.06 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | jime | +1.40 | 68 | 75 |
| #5 | Chance | +0.71 | 80 | 67 |





