








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3437 | 52% |
| Smokes | 973 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 944 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1238 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,211 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [CIG] MSTRNBN | 44% | 43 |
| #2 | Slenderman | 39% | 169 |
| #3 | gabesz6 | 33% | 93 |
| #4 | 美羊羊爱吃喜羊羊 | 24% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [CIG] MSTRNBN | 44% | 43 |
| #2 | Slenderman | 39% | 169 |
| #3 | gabesz6 | 33% | 93 |
| #4 | 美羊羊爱吃喜羊羊 | 24% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slenderman | 16 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | [CIG] MSTRNBN | 7 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | 美羊羊爱吃喜羊羊 | 4 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | gabesz6 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slenderman | 461 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | gabesz6 | 279 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | [CIG] MSTRNBN | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | 美羊羊爱吃喜羊羊 | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabesz6 | +0.24 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | Напoлеон Бонапарт | -0.19 | 12 | 54 |
| #3 | [CIG] MSTRNBN | -1.80 | 11 | 53 |
| #4 | Slenderman | -1.87 | 28 | 57 |
| #5 | 美羊羊爱吃喜羊羊 | -3.76 | 8 | 24 |





