








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3128 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2885 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1221 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2142 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $274,781 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drago | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | SeveralSheep | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Zusmoka ⭕⃤ | 60% | 45 |
| #4 | Mangecouilles | 58% | 55 |
| #5 | Mutti^ | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | twitch.tv/dinkin_fliicka | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | rNc | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | Chad Thundercock | 39% | 31 |
| #9 | B3nl4den | 35% | 17 |
| #10 | MaskedNinja | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad Thundercock | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Zusmoka ⭕⃤ | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Mangecouilles | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Mutti^ | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | SeveralSheep | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangecouilles | 334 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #2 | Zusmoka ⭕⃤ | 173 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mutti^ | 74 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | SeveralSheep | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 69 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zusmoka ⭕⃤ | +4.26 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | MaskedNinja | +3.44 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | rNc | +3.34 | 89 | 76 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/dinkin_fliicka | +2.84 | 85 | 70 |
| #5 | B3nl4den | +2.01 | 72 | 61 |





