








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Wingman | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3819 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2565 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3669 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2635 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,156 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fearless | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | petite emo girl | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Mangecouilles | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | whiskeypapi | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | igor7lp | 46% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fearless | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | petite emo girl | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Mangecouilles | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | whiskeypapi | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | igor7lp | 46% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | igor7lp | 22 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Mangecouilles | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | whiskeypapi | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Fearless | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | petite emo girl | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangecouilles | 454 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | igor7lp | 394 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Fearless | 211 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | petite emo girl | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | whiskeypapi | 91 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zusmoka ⭕⃤ | +3.68 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Mangecouilles | -0.45 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | petite emo girl | -0.61 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | whiskeypapi | -0.89 | 67 | 31 |
| #5 | Fearless | -1.55 | 48 | 65 |





