








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 877 | 28% |
| Smokes | 780 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 903 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 585 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,266 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B0mb | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Larry Milker | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | 세 다리 남자 3 7 3 | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | ksN.x) | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | illuuuuu.ツ | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry Milker | 112 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | ☭ n t 1 1 1 | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Malako™ | 31 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ tRUE | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | illuuuuu.ツ | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 세 다리 남자 3 7 3 | +2.21 | 67 | 57 |
| #2 | illuuuuu.ツ | +1.71 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | Larry Milker | +1.01 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | BrixXBS | +0.81 | 79 | 51 |
| #5 | CptSkipper' | +0.63 | 86 | 54 |





