








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 862 | 32% |
| Smokes | 678 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 595 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,776 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Matheos- | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Bielany | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | Outback | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | Cablow | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | JayZerbS | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snapshottz | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Cablow | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Bielany | 3 | 0.0195 |
| #4 | JayZerbS | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | -Matheos- | 2 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snapshottz | 278 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | JayZerbS | 161 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Doggzofwar | 143 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Peregrinus | 49 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | detox7 | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Matheos- | +7.54 | 97 | 56 |
| #2 | Bielany | +6.49 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | Outback | +3.32 | 88 | 65 |
| #4 | jake | +1.28 | 85 | 54 |
| #5 | JayZerbS | +0.95 | 88 | 60 |





