








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 680 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Wingman | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2549 | 14% |
| Smokes | 8536 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 3358 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3410 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,689,276 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1659 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Bob Reloaded dropland.net | 54% | 131 |
| #2 | DemenzKickt | 44% | 111 |
| #3 | -diCht- | 41% | 56 |
| #4 | BOT BOB RELOADED | 40% | 93 |
| #5 | Bischof Stecher | 37% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Bob Reloaded dropland.net | 54% | 131 |
| #2 | DemenzKickt | 44% | 111 |
| #3 | -diCht- | 41% | 56 |
| #4 | BOT BOB RELOADED | 40% | 93 |
| #5 | Bischof Stecher | 37% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DemenzKickt | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Bischof Stecher | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | -diCht- | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | BOT BOB RELOADED | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Bot Bob Reloaded dropland.net | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bischof Stecher | 199 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Bot Bob Reloaded dropland.net | 198 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | DemenzKickt | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | BOT BOB RELOADED | 107 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | -diCht- | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Bob Reloaded dropland.net | +2.82 | 39 | 44 |
| #2 | Bischof Stecher | +0.56 | 41 | 46 |
| #3 | DemenzKickt | +0.39 | 41 | 63 |
| #4 | BOT BOB RELOADED | +0.35 | 41 | 44 |
| #5 | -diCht- | -1.24 | 10 | 66 |





