








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 646 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1212 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1222 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $431,347 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof. Dr. Gernhardt Reinholzen | 54% | 131 |
| #2 | DemenzKickt | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | -diCht- | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof. Dr. Gernhardt Reinholzen | 54% | 131 |
| #2 | DemenzKickt | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | -diCht- | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof. Dr. Gernhardt Reinholzen | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | DemenzKickt | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | -diCht- | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof. Dr. Gernhardt Reinholzen | 139 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | DemenzKickt | 65 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | -diCht- | 21 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Bob Reloaded dropland.net | +2.47 | 38 | 43 |
| #2 | DemenzKickt | +0.18 | 38 | 62 |
| #3 | Prof. Dr. Gernhardt Reinholzen | -1.38 | 13 | 41 |
| #4 | -diCht- | -1.57 | 11 | 61 |





