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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 21% |
| Smokes | 298 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 508 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 416 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,761 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orest | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Rectoad | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Blackjakas | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | ElFamosoCroate | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | ù ùš ø§ù„ù„ø§ù„ | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rectoad | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Blackjakas | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | ElFamosoCroate | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | ù ùš ø§ù„ù„ø§ù„ | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | Cham | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElFamosoCroate | 35 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Blackjakas | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Cham | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Rectoad | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | ù ùš ø§ù„ù„ø§ù„ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElFamosoCroate | 312 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Blackjakas | 114 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Cham | 105 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | ù ùš ø§ù„ù„ø§ù„ | 60 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rectoad | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blackjakas | +4.54 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | Cham | +2.17 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Rectoad | +1.89 | 55 | 38 |
| #4 | ElFamosoCroate | +0.13 | 40 | 54 |
| #5 | ù ùš ø§ù„ù„ø§ù„ | -1.50 | 44 | 32 |





